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Marijuana Found On Mars

By Raymond M. Marotta

NASA unveils discovery of “Organic Marijuana Compounds”, found in Bag on Mars by NASA’s Curiosity Rover, but still no ‘definitive evidence’ of Alien Marijuana grows NASA said it is still too early to rule out any large Alien Marijuana Grow Operations, since only a fraction of the Red Planet has been explored.

NASA claims that After further visual inspection, and chemical analysis, on a sample, performed by the Mars Curiosity Rover, NASA and the DEA have determined that the Bag was Full of Alien “Super Skunk Marijuana”

Speaking on anonymity with the DEA Agents involved, regarding the discovery of the Bag of Super Skunk Marijuana, The Drug Enforcement Agency stated that this is a very serious problem for the Alien’s, stating That results of testing performed by the Mars Curiosity Rover, on the “Super Skunk” cannabis, confirmed that the Alien’s “Super Skunk Marijuana” is at least 30 times more powerful than normally grown Marijuana, and is being highly sought after by the Black Market.

Speaking to U.S. Drug Czar. Sara Carter, the Trump administration’s newly released National Drug Control Strategy, “As a practicing physician and former health official who has served in rural communities, I have seen firsthand the heartbreaking toll of addiction and overdose in our communities.

In its first-year drug policy priorities, the Trump-Vance, Administration outlined a strategy that includes expanding access to evidence-based prevention, treatment, harm reduction, and recovery support services, as well reducing the supply of illicit drugs.

The Drug Enforcement Agency are trying hard to locate the Alien’s “Super Skunk” Marijuana Grows on Mars, and NASA Has landed additional Rovers and Mars Helicopters.

DEA Agents are determined to discover and eliminate ALL the Marijuana Grow locations, Stating “These Drug Addicted Aliens will be brought to justice and treated”, and ALL their Illegal Marijuana Crops burned to the ground.