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DHS Considers Reality Show Where Immigrants Compete For Citizenship
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May 20, 2025
The Department of Homeland Security is considering a game show that would pit immigrants against each other for a chance at a fast-tracked path to citizenship. What do you think?
“Paths to U.S. citizenship should only be going to Americans.”Gustavo Villagomez, Statistics Compiler
“The golden age of prestige DHS-scripted content is over.”Barbie Falk, Sand Raker
“These are people, not Survivor contestants!”John Porco, Knot Tightener
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